20 May 2013

Slugs and Snails

A monumental battle between two ant colonies that went on for five DAYS.
I know the nursery rhyme indicates that boys are made of slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails and the girls are sugar and spice and everything nice.  Lately, however, my girls could be categorized under either.
With the warm weather and rain we've been receiving  there has been a burst of insect activity.  The poor horses are stamping away stable flies, mosquitoes and noseeums and the bees are waging war with ants trying to steal their honey.
It looks like a slug gave birth on my rake handle...
Every leaf in the garden has a hole or two from a fat slug.
Watching the ants fight.
Fortunately, the girls are not squeamish about slimy, slithery, creepy creatures.  If they find a slug, snail, dead bee, caterpillar, rolly polly or earthworm, it's bound to end up as a "pet" in an empty peanut butter jar.
Claire's new "pets."

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17 May 2013

Pink Naysayers

It's so much easier when you don't have to paint around furniture.  Oh, well!
We (and the horses!) are all settled in to our lovely new home so the first item (after the fencing) on our agenda was to paint the bedrooms.  I know most people suggest taking care of the main floor first when moving into a fixer-upper.  However, I would politely disagree.  Painting the bedrooms first creates a sort of oasis in the midst of a home torn apart, dirtied and cluttered with tools while it's being repaired.  Trust me, I'm speaking from experience.
Getting started by Kilzing it all!
So, when I asked Evelyn and Claire what color they'd like their room, they simultaneously agreed:

Pink!
The finishing touches on the trim!
There are a lot of pink naysayers in the world and generally, I am not too keen on the color splashed across an entire room but you should have seen the look on the girls' faces when I finished.
The neutral walls...
Granted, the pink is a bit toned down and I only did one wall as an accent but I think it gives the room a nice feminine touch without going over the top.  And I hid a little pink in the closet too when the doors are open, just for fun.
What do you think?  Are you a pink naysayer or are you brave enough to let your children pick their own colors?


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16 May 2013

Fox In The Hen House

Nothing makes one feel more inadequate than a fox in the hen house.
Escapees!
The chicks were growing nicely, Checkers was recovering but the water trough keeping them warm in the garage was feeling too small.  The last straw was when Jack found them roosting on his tool box.  He reinforced his dislike for indoor hens (and I don't blame him) and reminded me they needed to go outside.
We'd been casually working on a fenced area for the girls but with the warmer weather and their rather brazen attempts at escape, the time had come to move.  I'd pounded in posts, lined it with coated, galvanized steel fencing, lined that with hardware cloth and then lined that with a boarder of rocks.  At the end of the day, I was weary but satisfied I'd done my work well.
Everyone enjoying scratching around outside.
There had been news of a fox in the neighborhood and my mom and Evelyn spotted it unabashedly trotting about in the daytime.  Still, I was sure the hens were safe.
Finding their food and water in their new coop.
The first indication of trouble came entirely too late.  Glinda and Rosie, two of the other hens who'd traveled with Checkers but who hadn't been particularly kind to her had been living quietly in the dog run.  The fence was sturdy but one night, as I locked up and brought the cats in to be fed, I ignored that little voice that warned me to shut the gate to our backyard.  I reasoned that there was another gate where the hens were staying.  The next day, I noticed Glinda and Rosie were missing as I washed the dishes.  I ran outside to find nothing but a pile of feathers.  The fox had slipped right through the dog run gate.  If I had listened to that still, small voice the night before, I'd still be getting fresh eggs.
I was livid.  Not entirely at the fox but myself.  I was determined to keep the rest of the girls safe so I checked them frequently to make sure they were all accounted for.  I began to relax a little, thinking the fox had been frustrated and had given up trying to get the remaining hen and chicks until I sat at the computer one afternoon and heard Snickers spitting and hissing at a strange dog-like noise.  I raced downstairs to find Snickers atop our garbage can, chased there by the rascally fox.
In my slippers, I ran outside, yelling at the cunning beast who just trotted away, stopped and smirked at me.  If I could have gotten my hands on him, I'd have strangled him for sure.  Through neighborhood gossip, I found out someone in the nearby likes to feed lunch meat to the creature from his porch.  It explained the fox's lack of fear and coming out in the middle of the day right up to our house.
Our crazy chicken lady herding the chicks.
Making sure Snickers was safe, my thoughts immediately turned to the chicks and their caretaker hen.  I ran to the back.  "Here, chick chick-ee!" but no one answered.  I went in to find only a few feathers left as evidence that I'd even had chicks.
Checkers and Kate watching each other.
I would be a liar if I said I didn't bawl my eyes out.  My eyes still sting with tears when I think of it.  I was so frustrated, felt so useless and felt like all of my effort had been in vain.  To top it off, that fox had been so greedy, decimating my entire flock of nine hens in a matter of days!  I'm not quite sure what I am supposed to have learned from this life lesson other than that foxes are naughty and so keen and intelligent.  I thought I already knew that.
Checkers kept an eye on everyone to the very end.
I'm still not sure where the fox got in the hen house.  I walked the perimeter of the fence and found no spots dug up or stones unturned.  It is utterly perplexing.  One thing is for sure though--the next time I get chickens--with a dog, a trap, electric wire, somehow--I'll be ready for that sneaky fox.

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14 May 2013

Baby's Oat Biscuits

Now that Kate has sprouted a few teeth, she's chewing on everything.  These cookies are wonderful because they're a) homemade b) quick c) sugarless d) healthy e) easy for babies to chew.  I toss her one to snack on while I'm getting her meal ready and she's completely content.  Beware they are crumbly, so they're not the ideal church or in-the-car snack but are superb otherwise.
Looks like we found a winner!
Ingredients:

1 cup quick oats
1 cup oat flour (grind about 1 1/2 cups quick oats into a course flour in a food processor or blender)
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup overripe bananas (about two)
1 teaspoon vanilla
3 Tablespoons oil

Mash bananas.  Mix in oil and vanilla.  Add dry ingredients and blend well.  Drop by spoonfuls on a greased cookie sheet and bake for 12 to 15 minutes.  Cool.
Enjoy!

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11 May 2013

Kilz It All

Getting started on the "heartbeat monitor" master bathroom.
One of the things my younger sister has quite a talent for is ebonics.  A sweet, mother of three can string together language any gangster could understand (minus the unsavory swear words, of course).  So, when I told her my first line of business was priming the entire house, she busted out with:

"Weez gunna Kilz it all, yo!"
(In case you're not a home improvement buff, Kilz is an excellent brand of primer)
Getting a good start on the girls' room--the walls, trim, windows, doors--everything!
That about sums it up.  Between the previous owner's choice of dark colors, their five hairy dogs, smoking indoors and the rodents that took up residence while the home was vacant, every inch of the house will be primed multiple times before it's painted.
I have even spread a few layers of primer on our bathroom floor to take care of the unpleasant smell.
Even the incinerator-looking laundry shoot will have to go.
Of course, first I filled in the thousands (literally THOUSANDS) of nail holes, staple holes, gouges and chips in the walls.
Ah, much better!

And a word of advice: if you won't stop smoking for your own health or even to save money, do it for the sake of your real estate value.  The ceilings look so much cleaner and brighter when they're bright white rather than a sickly nicotine-yellow.
Can you spot the nicotine patch on the ceiling?
Priming is just the beginning, but it's already feeling (and smelling and looking) more like our own home.

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